When people who weigh less than you, say they’re fat
Then what am I, fricken Jupiter?
Me: ” I want to move to UK, is that okay? “
Them: ” Why? “
Me: ” Oh.. yano.. higher education…..”
Them: ” You… “
Me: …
Them: uh..
Me: So.. can i?
Them: You’re too young.
Me:
They say something like: “Oh my gosh, the last time I saw you, you were only about a foot tall!”
After they leave, I’m like:
